Tuesday, 18 February 2014

You Give Love A Bad Name


The girl had yet to reappear with Bonnie's pizza or the offer of more conversation or wine, and Bonnie's will to write had died the second she'd been questioned on the dire and inevitable state of her lovelife.

Darren hadn't exactly been her fault, but what had played out was an occupational hazard. Bonnie only had to look the wrong way at a woman while thinking of Darren and if their paths had crossed before, it was game over Bonnie. Since their phone call she'd found out through her brother that the woman Darren was seeing was none other than someone who had made an office delivery of flowers on Valentine's Day. She'd been thinking about Darren, the woman had been looking at her, by some stupid coincidence the two had met before and then also had bumped into each other that evening. All of a sudden Bonnie's getting orders to fire an arrow and staring down the barrel of a lifetime of loneliness.

The system could grate on her nerves at times.

Sure, inadvertently Bonnie was the cause, but that was just one more reason to hate her job. She hadn't bothered to find out about the back-up plan she'd considered because as yet no orders had come, which meant while they thought they were falling in love theirs was nothing but lust-fuelled excitement. It would die off on it's own soon enough. Not that Bonnie wanted him anymore. She'd already ridden the carousel that was dating him once before and now that he'd chosen someone else, albeit temporarily, it seemed highly unlikely that anyone would agree to fire an arrow at them.

Besides, she'd just fall for him, see a chick he'd screwed, and then have to fire a goddam arrow, she thought to herself.

It was the one major hazard of working in a town this size and why so many Cupids opted for the bigger cities: your one true love might occasionally think about someone else because the Cupid accidentally had, but the chances of their paths crossing and your lover being stripped away from you by someone else were significantly reduced in comparison to country towns. It was the very reason love was so hard to come by in rural areas. What self-respecting Cupid would want to live somewhere that they stood no chance of love themselves? Occasionally a young male would sign on thinking it was guaranteed promiscuity without consequence till the end of time, but eventually it wore them down till there was nothing left but an angry drunk who was of no use to anyone. It was at this point that they were always quietly relieved of their position.

Bonnie's parents had warned her about settling in a town this size. Though they'd lived here for her whole life, they'd met early on in their Cupid careers and had opted to move here together, having had another Cupid shoot them to ensure matrimonial success. The whole industry was a joke in Bonnie's eyes though. Richard's admission on Valentine's Day about working in an office full of people who ignored him had cemented that belief for her.

Then again, she thought to herself, she had wasted enough of her years resenting what it was she did, there was no point dwelling on it any longer. She had been the one to sign on all those years ago, and she had also been the one who stayed even though her parents had warned her against it.

Instead of lamenting she stared at the ocean again, wishing it to rise up and crash against the ground in front of her. It wouldn't. But it didn't stop her wishing all the same.

She met them. She liked them. They met someone else. It was a sick circle of life that only the Cupid lived and Bonnie wanted off the Cupid train. If only there was a way... 

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